Dubious Hipster Trend Now Overtaking Harmless Bicycles

Oh, the horror! Williamsburg bikes are now being forced to adopt the dreaded coonskin cap/dangling dead animal of mysterious descent trend. Photo is not for animal rightists or the faint of heart. Let’s just say … there are paws involved.

Thanks, NewYorkShitty, for that, we suppose. Knowing is half the battle, as they say. But we really feel bad for this poor, innocent bike. Can’t anybody do something? The carrion must stop!