On any given day, we’d say we peruse the page about a hundred times to read about frivolous nonsense like Lindsay Lohan’s out-of-work woes and the always uncomfortable Kristen Stewart—and so do about a million other people. Now imagine if these ridiculously fun blog posts came to life. Perez Hilton Saves the Universe is a show about just that, though on this day, Perez wrestles with demons of love, ego, and celebrity and fights to save L.A. from nuclear disaster (that is, if terrorists and Kathy Griffin don’t stop him). Though if, in fact, Perez could save the world by giving Fergie a mustache and adding nipples to pictures of Madonna’s boy toy, we wouldn’t feel as much guilt about this addiction. Time to refresh the page.

Sun., May 30, 9:30 p.m., 2010

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