When Conan O’Brien was recently interviewed on 60 Minutes, the now-bearded redhead took the high road and didn’t talk any shit about king douchebag Jay Leno. We’re expecting tonight’s Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour stop, his first New York appearance since he left for L.A, to be a little more truthful on the matter. O’Brien, being the Irish fighter that he is, is hitting the pavement hard on this grassroots campaign to rally for his TBS late-night debut, and tonight’s show should have lots of tears, lots of laughs, and, of course, lots of special guests. A life without Coco isn’t worth living.

Tue., June 1, 8 p.m.; Wed., June 2, 8 p.m., 2010