Do you have a gay dog?
No, not your boyfriend–I mean an actual dog.
How about a cat, goldfish, parakeet, or gerbil?
Well, can you get it out and dress it up in time for June 27, Gay Pride Day?
On that very afternoon, I will be co-judging a pet pride contest and there are significant prizes involved for the rare animal who’s out, proud, and accessorized.
But before you send the photo of your LGBT pet for consideration in this pageant, please make sure there are no pole dancing shots or autoerotic videos lurking around.