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Everyone Loves Ronald McDonald–Please Don’t Fire Him! (NSFW)

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These girls clearly have a deep and abiding affection for the fellow in the red fright-wig.

Rumors are rife that Ronald McDonald may soon be getting his pink slip.

It seems he’s been tarred with the brush of the old McDonalds, becoming associated with all the bad things of the corporate past–high calorie meals, toys that bribe kids to make unhealthy choices, and a brain-dead, shit-eating grin that renders him useless as a modern, concerned spokesmodel. And he’s just not green enough — quite literally.

But we’d like to point out that many folks love the geeky clown with inflatable shoes. And by “love,” we mean they really, really love him. Here’s proof.

Note: The following pages are not for the timid, and every page successively offers more affronts to those of tender sensibilities. By clicking on “Next,” you certify that you’re at least 18 years of age. And we better not catch you laughing, this is serious stuff.

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From your first tiny plastic toy, you know you loved Ronald when you were a child, and your passion only icreased as you grew up. Sometimes you wanted nothing more than just sitting next to him, and perhaps planting a kiss on his plastic cheek.

People of all races love Ronald…

And people of all cultures, too! (Though this Ronald needs some pilates.)

Sometimes we just need to hug him…

Or plant a kiss on the venerable spokesperson’s cheek.

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Sometimes being around Ronald makes us feel a bit frisky…

And sometimes we’re moved to behave immodestly in His presence.

On rare occasions, things get totally out of hand…

When simple affection turns to lust, this sort of thing can happen–and worse!

You’ve got to admit–this represents going way overboard in your affection for the ginger clown.

Next: It gets even worse.

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Boys love Ronald, too, as the following pictures demonstrate.

But girls clearly have the edge over boys when it comes to demonstrating their love for Ronald.

Next: The most perverted, disgusting picture of all.

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