Equality

Michael Musto Is Taking a Vacation Week

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And do you know why it’s so urgently important that Musto do so?

Because he’s gone so batty he’s talking about himself in the third person.

So, he–I mean I–will spend the week in either Maine or Massapequa (depending on which invitation comes first), where I’ll get some much needed rest, if not relaxation.

(I detest relaxation. It’s never relaxing.)

But I’ll be sure to have a new column out on Wednesday and I’ll remind you of it right here, since I’m a very good soldier, even when vacationing.

In the meantime, feel free to dawdle, gripe, rant, post recipes and limericks, or just curse.

Michael Musto would love that.