Arizona’s so fucked up, they’ve taken the dramatic measure of employing singing frogs to help them get the state’s “message” on immigration out to the rest of the world. Not even kidding.
Via Animal NY, okay: not an actual singing frog, mind you, but a frog with someone’s hand up its ass, which doesn’t really differ that much from the norm regarding Arizona politics’ standard operating procedures. Easy mistake to make. Still, have you read the law? Go ahead and read it right here if you want to, so you can make yourself familiar with such charmers as:
E. A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, WITHOUT A WARRANT, MAY ARREST A PERSON IF THE OFFICER HAS PROBABLE CAUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THE PERSON HAS COMMITTED ANY PUBLIC OFFENSE THAT MAKES THE PERSON REMOVABLE FROM THE UNITED STATES.
And so on! Also, Arizonans wouldn’t have to be so paranoid about those “goddamn beaners” taking their jobs if its neutralized citizens were actually good at anything to begin with. That puppetry is just awful. It’s like they kicked Bobcat Goldwaith in the face and told him to “SING INTO THE FROG, prettyboy!” Ew.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on May 24, 2010