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Are NYC Women in Heat? Craigslister Says So, Offers “Proof”

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Okay, ladies, thoughts on this one? Methinks someone has an overly active imagination. And, apparently, a pet dog or two.

If you are, indeed, trailing men home from the subway like a lonely pup; purposely, provocatively crossing and uncrossing your legs (you know what that does to them!); and/or gazing out at handsome hunks from your husband’s Audi, please get in touch to prove us wrong.

To the original poster: Just because it’s hot outside doesn’t mean we’re hot for you, sir. Nor you, despite your kind promises to sniff our feet regardless of how “sweaty and smelly” they are.

Ah, summer: The gentlemen are everywhere!

jdoll@villagevoice.com

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