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Royal British Prick to Play with Balls and Horses in Hamptons

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Via the New York Post, Prince Harry is going to play Polo in the Hamptons against a guy named “Nacho” who’s also a model for Ralph Lauren. Previously, that time he dressed as a Nazi and called a fellow soldier “Paki” and “Towelhead.” Thankfully, he will never be regarded as anything remotely close to the United Kingdom’s most important Harry, who has better shit to do with his time. [FK]