I Had Boobs in The ’80s

Well, for one glorious night anyway.

It was a party for voluptuous scene queen Dianne Brill‘s fashion line.

Designer Albert Crudo felt we should attend sporting giant balloons, and I agreed that that was the breast idea.

Intoxicated by all the attention my tatas attracted, I kept them on for hours and hours, and at an event later that evening, I met Jon Cryer, who looked like he wanted to vomit.

But even he couldn’t burst my bubbles.

Ah, the fun!

Photo: Wolfgang Wesener