Today we were alerted to this gem, which we shall most restrainedly present without comment:
Artist Kymber Thomas paints by applying acrylic colors to her breasts, then rubbing them against a canvas, creating images like flowers and landscapes.
Thomas explains, “The texture and the coldness of the canvas automatically makes my nipples hard. It’s also very rough. I’ll spend 30 minutes to two hours on a painting, so by the time I’m done my nipples are really sore.”
She decided to replace paintbrushes with her breasts after her husband made a joke about it, but now it’s become her favorite hobby.