New York City’s five boroughs — the crowded streets, big buildings, Central Park, Staten Island and the rest of this huge beautiful mess — are under an extreme storm alert, including a tornado watch until 8 p.m. Sunday night, according to the National Weather Service. It’s the first such warning of the year and, clearly, something the tri-state area is not used to. Attempts to contact Bill Paxton for advice have been unsuccessful. Insane weather in your area? Send us pictures.