Cher Is on the Cover of Architectural Digest

And what could be more perfect?

Has there ever been a finer work of architecture than Cher’s face and body?

(And no, I won’t accept any jokes abut how Chaz obviously developed his craving for surgery from Mama. It’s a completely different bag of beans.)

But back to Cher. I love her. I once interviewed her in her Aspen home and she was so nice that she drove me to the airport in her jeep afterward and even comforted me about having to board a small plane.

I don’t know if I believe in life after love, but I definitely believe in Cher’s new home as the place we can all hang out after school.