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Who Should Star in Annie and Funny Girl?

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Both amazingly fun musicals are headed to Broadway as I wet myself with excitement, and neither has been cast yet.

So it’s up to us to start pitching for our faves:

For Annie, how about Sarah Jessica Parker–who once played the title role–as the lovably evil Miss Hannigan?

The stunt-casting publicity alone would make it a hit.

For the role of the moppet-headed Annie, is Abigail Breslin too old? Well, then, maybe Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris is available. Yeah, that would work!

As for Funny Girl, my pal Vodka Stinger and I agree that Lea Michele is the only one who can sort of come close.

She’s the greatest star, so give her the job–even if she doesn’t want it!

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on June 9, 2010

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