I am serious!
No more heart-attack-inducing Happy Meals and fries.
No more death-defying McFlurries drizzled with Oreos and M&Ms.
The fast-food chain thinks it’s OK to show a yay-gay commercial in France, but not in God-fearing America.
And their Chief of Operations said so in official mumbo-jumbo comments that showed just how two-faced they are (and not just because their face is swelling from all those fat grams).
Well, the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce has severed ties with the golden arches in response to their absurd double standard.
So I’m going to do the same, and not just for my waistline.