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Mike Huckabee Thinks Gay Sex Is Icky

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Failed candidate turned Fox News personality Mike Huckabee just told the New Yorker that gay sex has an “ick factor” to it and opposite-sex stuff makes so much more biological sense.

Can someone please tell this douche that anal sex is hardly the exclusive provenance of gay people?

Anyone with a penis (or strap-on) and an orifice can do it! And some gays don’t even do so, believe it or not!

Is it the oral sex that same-sex couples share that creeps Huckabee out to such extremes?

Well, is he not aware that straight couples engage in that, too? For proof, scroll down to my item about Todd Bridges and Dana Plato!

Furthermore, can someone kindly instruct Hickabee — I mean, Huckabee — that lesbians are perfectly able to have babies — they’re women, after all — and gay men have all sorts of ways to adopt them or make them as well?

If anything makes me feel icky, it’s a bigoted, ill-informed cretin with a guitar.