“I Always Have to Look Good for My Ex-Boyfriend”


I heard someone saying that in a club the other night and almost gagged on my lemon wedge.

I mean, you shouldn’t even try to look good for your current boyfriend.

But the person went on to explain that ever since he was dumped by the guy six months ago, he’s been intent on trying to snare him back by any means possible.

So he makes sure he looks his absolute best — beautifully dressed and groomed and even scented — just in case he runs into him!

Even when the dork runs out for milk at three in the morning, he’s dressed in flawless Gucci from head to toe, his hair pomaded, his lips blotted, and his shoes matching!

Is this crazy talk?