Okay, we’re just assuming that the rather pricey single shoes recently found in the streets of Manhattan are due to some rather drunken single lady behavior. Why else would one allow a $600 shoe to simply fall from a presumably well-pedicured foot and then lie in the street unclaimed? Why not both shoes? (Also: Are you a size 7?)
The West Side Independent writes,
What’s with people losing one shoe on the street? We saw it a couple of weeks ago at Lincoln Center, and now someone has dropped a $600 Christian Louboutin leather pump with four-inch heels at 96th and Broadway.
Here’s the Craigslist ad:
Hey, we’ve all been there, ladies, am I right? It’s just that most of us have managed to keep our shoes on. Unless: Is there some sort of Cinderella thing going on here? Oh, God, Prince Harry!
If you’ve recently lost or “strategically misplaced” a shoe, please get in touch. We would like to talk.