That’s the illustrious title of an exhibit at the Queens Zoo (yes, I’ve been traveling), and it poses some very interesting existential, I mean excremental, questions about animal bowel movements in all their marvelous variety.
Next to artistic re-creations of the doo-doo for each creature are the following queries:
1) “Who drops big plops?”
2) “Whose deposits are small, green, and log-shaped?”
3) “Who leaves behind dry, compact, log-shaped poo?”
The answers were pigs, geese, and cows, but not necessarily in that order.
Can you match the answers with the right questions?
Let’s see if you people know your shit.