Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, who graced the cover of The Village Voice‘s Queer Issue last week — much to his own surprise — celebrated his 28th birthday with a bevy of ladies at Tenjune in the Meatpacking District. People reports that the reality star spent the night “fist-pumping, drinking beer and Absolute vodka.” Oh, and there was a birthday cake shaped like abs, naturally.