If you could turn back time — and even change your hairstyle — which relationship that you royally messed up would you try to save?
Assume culpability for once and admit that you’d still be besties with that lovely human if you hadn’t subtly back-knifed them with a smile.
You’d still have that wonderful lover if you hadn’t gotten all jittery and self destructive about it and made them crazy.
Or you’d still be married if you hadn’t cheated with your spouse’s sibling.
As your very special gay genie, I’ll grant you a second chance, a life-changing opportunity to relive the moment and make it less satanically unappetizing.
Given that chance, what would you do?
Who would you do?
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 1, 2010