Even though Chelsea’s secret wedding is now significantly less of a secret (or so we think), not everyone is welcome. It seems that Al and Tipper Gore won’t be going, but it’s not known if that’s because they’re divorcing, weren’t invited, or because of that whole “crazed sex-poodle” allegation in the sex assault case that’s now been reopened. Or perhaps those are all related, hmmm?
Anyway, this makes us sad, because we like to see Bill Clinton and Al Gore together; it reminds us of when we were young and innocent and Monica Lewinsky was still shopping at the Gap and didn’t have a master’s degree. Well, at least we have this Japanese CGI animation to remember the old days by.