I’m so tired of being barraged with worthless information.
So please give me a bit of wisdom that I can actually apply to my everyday life.
When you eat chicken, take off the skin because that’s the most fattening part.
Granite Wipes are really no more effective than spraying Fantastik on a paper towel.
There. I’ve enriched your lives two times over already.
Now help me!
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 7, 2010