Tell Me Something Useful


Anything useful.

I’m so tired of being barraged with worthless information.

So please give me a bit of wisdom that I can actually apply to my everyday life.

For example:

When you eat chicken, take off the skin because that’s the most fattening part.


Granite Wipes are really no more effective than spraying Fantastik on a paper towel.

There. I’ve enriched your lives two times over already.

Now help me!

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 7, 2010

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