So last week, as you recall, we announced plans to find the single worst band name in this fair city — a difficult task indeed, given the comment-section opprobrium heaped on the Ball of Flame Shoot Fires and Veal Estates and Vampire Weekends (heh) of the world. In fact, we are now officially stumped: We can’t pick between five worthy finalists. We’d be obliged if you could give us a hand.
We’re putting it to a poll, folks. Sifting through our initial grievances and adding a few commenter suggestions, here are your five finalists:
Vote now; polls are open until Friday evening. Winner receives a trophy. Probably. Or at least we have an idea for a trophy that we’ll describe to you in detail.