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Which Fashion Publicist Said ‘Kike’…?

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Appalled? Good! Then CLICK HERE for my new column in which I pile on hideously accurate blind items like that one.

The truth isn’t pretty, honey.

And I’ve squeezed a lot of it into this tantalizingly suggestive batch of queries — with enough clues laced through the quizzin’ to make this an extra-delicious game of ritualized torture.

I manage to shoehorn in a lot of stuff with names too.

Like:

*Julianne Moore‘s new lesbian romantic comedy-drama, with Mark Ruffalo as a scruffily appealing sperm donor

*The Grease sing-along premiere, where I learned who Frenchie had crushes on in real life

*And a camp production of Picnic waaay downtown.

It’s called eclectic, honey.

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