Come on, tell me your most unspeakably mundane thoughts and actions du jour.
Lavish me with things so banal and uneventful, you wouldn’t even put them in a diary.
It’ll make me feel more exciting, and besides, It’ll fuck with the people at datalounge, who’ve long had the same thread going on.
I’ll tell you mine:
I just made a smoothie with crushed ice, a pear, and some flavored water.
One of my flip-flops recently fell apart while I was walking.
Oh, and I think it’s about time I go for a dental checkup.