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Lourdes Ciccone’s Blog, For Realzzzz

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As you may have heard, enterprising 13-year-old Lourdes Ciccone has started a blog to promote the Material Girl line that she and mama Madonna have launched in order to dress you up with their love.

Take a look at her introductory posting and see if it doesn’t sound like the work of some hired hack trying to achieve the tone of a teen girl.

It’s as if Hannah Montana swallowed a pill at the local mall and came out, like, a designer.

Every familiar phrase is tossed in there, from “awesome” to “for realzzzz” to “cool” to “rocks” to about 500 more awesomes.

There’s one part I thought was really awesome, though.

The part where Lourdes says she doesn’t like the color brown because it reminds her of caca!

This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 9, 2010

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