Do Hookups Ever Look Better Than Their Photos?


We all know about the bullshit artists who say they’re models and then show up and turn out to be hand models with the face of a carb-drenched werewolf.

And then there are all those self-proclaimed hotties whose web photos must have been shot through gauze and then smeared in gray vaseline.

In reality, they do indeed look like Brad Pitt — but only at the end of Benjamin Button.

But has the impossible ever happened and a hookup’s actually looked better than his/her photos?

Have they ever showed up at your door — or a friend’s door — and nabbed the reaction, “Shit! Bingo! Jackpot! I was prepared for Godzilla, but this one’s God plus a cherry on top”?