Earlier today, we compiled a list of media speculations about what jail life is like for Lindsay Lohan — using no-name deodorant, talking to the vent, watching the local news. Now, we have our own speculation: Lindsay is probably reading and writing letters, just like Amanda Knox and other slammer
serial killers sweethearts!
Kari Ferrell, the infamous Hipster Grifter, who now writes for Animal New York and has done her own time in the clink, penned LiLo a very sweet handwritten message with practical advice like “don’t expose open orifices,” “don’t drink the “juice,” and “just do it, everyone has to shit in public at some point.”
At the end of her letter, after signing off with “forever team Lindsay,” she gives readers with a useful nugget of information: Lindsay’s contact info.
Booking Number: 2409752
Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF)
11705 South Alameda Street
Lynwood, CA 90262
If you have something to say to her, say it now because she’s only in the slammer for about two more weeks. And if she writes back, e-mail us ASAP! Or send us what you wrote to her; we’d love to read it, and maybe if it’s any good, we’ll post it on Runnin’ Scared.
For now, though, we’re working on our own letter…
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