Why is it that very single guy who drives the pedicabs that fill up half the street look like they should instead be posing for L’Uomo Vogue?
They’re invariably drop-dead gorgeous from head to toe — supermodel material, with simmering eyes and tousled locks — and I can’t figure out why!
Is it just some stunning stroke of fate, like the way K-Mart employees all look like they’ve been hit on the head?
Do the guys all think that driving a pedicab is the way to be seen and get discovered? (And it is; believe me, I’ve noticed.)
Or is there some smarmy, letchy Lou Pearlman type who’s in charge of casting?