Many years ago, a guy who’d followed me home from clubbing was clearly looking for the right line to lead us into temptation.
He spotted a record on my pile (yes, they had records then) and simply held up the cover with the title: “I Want Your Sex.”
Awkward, but it worked.
Another time, a pal hanging out at my place suddenly leaned back on my couch with his legs spread and uttered the immortal: “So. Did you jerk off yet today?”
Then there was the fella who simply flicked off the lights without any warning and blurted, “Come on, let’s do it!”
All uneasy choices, but you gotta say something to jump-start the sex act.
Can you top any of those?
And what else can you top?
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 22, 2010