Equality

I Gave Penis Puppeteers a Hand

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I helped judge the Puppetry of the Penis auditions yesterday at 45 Bleecker, dodging the occasional oversize genital coming at me like a monster.

(I mean literally like a monster.

Auditioners were asked to twist their noodles into the Loch Ness Monster, among other things.

And unlike ‘Nessy, yesterday’s fleshy creatures really existed. I saw ’em!)

Anyway, I’ll have more about this genital origami fest in the next column, but feel free to feast on the photos and share in my strict devotion to the theater.