This is according to Jennifer Coolidge, the funny lady from Legally Blonde and all those Christopher Guest movies.
She riffed on it the other night over at Comix, where she claimed the exhibits consist of:
*A guy who calls you after the first date
*A woman who likes to give blowjobs
*And a gay guy who’ll admit that Lady Gaga is ugly.
That’s all terribly true, but she totally left out:
A coke addict who doesn’t brag
A fashion editor who doesn’t ask for dressing on the side
And a politician without a hooker on the payroll.