Out of many horrible Facebook postings through the years.
It comes courtesy of our own regular commenter OsamaBinCrosby.
He was recently friended by someone from his high school days, a gal who’s now married with children.
And next to her FB profile photo is the following deeply touching maternal message:
“TO MY KIDS: I will stalk you, freak out on you, lecture you, drive you crazy, be your nightmare, embarrass you in front of your friends, hunt you down like a bloodhound until the day you understand why I do it.
“Then I will know you are a responsible adult. All because **I love you**
“You will never find someone who loves you and cares about you more than your parents!! Copy and paste if you feel the same!”
Eek. I don’t think this woman should ever be allowed to use the phrase “responsible adult” in public.
Says BinCrosby, ” ‘Copy and paste?’ I was thinking more ‘rip and wipe’!”
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on July 30, 2010