Lady Gaga Protects Her Vagina


Lady Gaga‘s naked in the September Vanity Fair and Huffington Post has the scoop on it.

In the interview, the superstar singer admits that she very occasionally does cocaine and more often than that, she feels lonely, even when she’s with someone.

She’s an artist, after all!

Gaga confesses that she’d love to “Just Dance,” but the truth is she had more than one “Bad Romance,” though his name wasn’t “Alejandro.”

And so she keeps it to herself.

“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone,” reveals Gaga, “they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

Yikes! Is that where it is? No wonder my creativity has run dry!