Never too early to begin planning your weekend, so alongside the New Yorker (!), let us draw your attention to Refresh Refresh Refresh, the reoccurring lecture/reading series at Happy Ending on the L.E.S. wherein online dignitaries regale us with “the stories of what happens in the moments between emails, IMs, and blog posts.” Friday’s crew: Simon Rich, Emily Gould, Jess Manners, Mr. Pitchfork Reviews Reviews (looking forward to the deleted-scene Obama anecdotes), and timeless SOTC obsessions Das Racist. (Let Jim Jones crash this thing too, guys!) Oughta be fascinating, but we gotta ask: What would it take to coax Carles onstage for something like this? Anything we can do to help?