What Animal Do You Look Like?


I clearly resemble an owl.

Enough people have said that, so I simply have to embrace the comparison and make it into a positive thing, kvelling over all the wisdom and potato-chips-inspiring that owls exude.

So what about you?

Don’t say “I have the eyes of a wolverine, the chin of a marmoset, and the nose of an armadillo.”

Just look in a mirror and pick ONE animal that you most closely resemble.

A platypus? A gazelle? Mel Gibson?

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