When an Internet meme attacks a reality TV star in unscripted real life, YouTube goes wild, blogs pigpile for third-degree traffic, idle hands remix the live footage, eyewitnesses testify on the radio. And if the incident really has longtail potential and/or the reality star endures this topless, some goofball programmer builds a game around the whole ordeal.
That’s exactly what happened with the face-off between Tila Tequila vs The Gathering of the Juggalos: the silly humans at Heavy.com made a free online game out of the thing. The objective is to move Tila Tequila’s disembodied head into as many musical notes as possible (she’s “singing”), while dodging a salvo of Faygo bottles, rocks, feces, and face-painted Juggalo heads. Whether this is more or less tasteful than now-sadly-defunct David Lee Roth’s Assteroidz is anybody’s guess. Then again, if there’s anywhere a question of taste evaporates, it’s probably the moment you find yourself on NPR saying the word “feces.” Yes, that happened, and so did Tila Tequila’s Juggalo Jam. All yours, now.