Will Anyone Buy “Woody Hoodie” Condoms?

CLICK HERE for my column in which I pose that trenchant question, proving once again that I know people in low places.

Also in the column:

*What was Jane Fonda drinking at that premiere last week?

*Where does Sutton Foster‘s new dominatrix character draw the line?

*Who put the tauk back in Montauk?

*And how about the new Village People musical? Are you half-naked and lathered up for that one?