CLICK HERE for my column in which I pose that trenchant question, proving once again that I know people in low places.
Also in the column:
*What was Jane Fonda drinking at that premiere last week?
*Where does Sutton Foster‘s new dominatrix character draw the line?
*Who put the tauk back in Montauk?
*And how about the new Village People musical? Are you half-naked and lathered up for that one?