Equality

Some Great New Drag Names

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And these are for real, people:

Shealita Baby

Robin Banks

Miranda Wrights

Devilyn Disguise.

It doesn’t even matter if they’re good drag queens or not, as long as they’ve got great names like those.

(And they are good drag queens.)

Meanwhile, I’ll throw in a few more gala names plucked out of my festive imagination:

Anne T. Semitism

Scarlet Letter

Angela Mercy

Patty O’Furniture

And for the drag kings:

Noah Vail

Jim Bunny

Jack Shit

Top them, I dare you.