Thank God! Paris Hilton Was Picked Up on Cocaine Suspicion!


Paris Hilton had gotten so boring for a while! 

So well behaved and almost Britney-like as Lindsay took over, hands-down, as the reigning headline-grabbing pop tart.
So it’s with utter joy that we relate that Paris’s drug busts are finally getting her some ink again.
She was just picked up in Vegas on the suspicion of coke possession, only because the stank of marijuana coming from her car had grabbed the attention of the coppers.
Good job, Paris.
But next time, do it earlier in the week so the story doesn’t break on a Saturday, when everyone’s away.
What are you, on drugs? 

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