Brace Yourselves: It’s Vacation Time!


I’m taking the week off from the blog, so I can open my pores and close them again, all while massaging my armpits for greater dexterity.

But there will be a column this Wednesday, and I’ll surely alert you to that fabulous bit of business when it happens.

In the meantime, I’ll see you at the beach.

I’ll be in a room somewhere with a trench coat and binoculars — and I’ll see you at the beach!

PS: Let me remind you of the incredible JetBlue contest detailed in an earlier post. Tonight’s the deadline!

I’ll gladly take off from my humble vacation to pick the winner, just so you can have your vacation, too. I’m that much of a giver.