Every post-modern girl of a certain age dreams of being proposed to on the cover of a high-class glossy magazine. And yet only a few of us ever actually get to see that fantasy come true. A beer-bong toast, then, to the Jersey Shore‘s Snooki, whose ex-Iraq vet boyfriend of two weeks has seen fit to do her the honor of appearing on Steppin’ Out Magazine greased-up, shirtless, and floppy-fisherman-hatted, to ask the question: “Will You Marry Me?”
How could a girl say no? RadarOnline has the whole exclusive scoop, which includes tidbits from Jeff’s interview with Steppin’ Out. Snooki won him over, it seems, because she’d be a great mother. And lest you think otherwise, Jeff is fully prepared to deal with the constant attention and pap-targeted-living that his maybe-betrothed faces as a reality star. ‘Cause it’s love!
“If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullsh*t.”
In that case, Snooki, as soon as your PR person informs you of this exciting opportunity, you should probably say yes. Take it from us, high-quality gents don’t come around every 15 minutes or anything.