Lindsay Lohan’s trail of misfortune continues, if primarily in the gossip tabs. According to RadarOnline, two onlookers (only one of whom was named) saw her clip a stroller holding a baby with her Maserati in West Hollywood on Wednesday. Oops.
“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview. “Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them.”
The site also has video of Lindsay’s Maserati leaving the scene, and the child (who appears otherwise unharmed) crying while the woman looks on in “disbelief” — but any good attorney would call that circumstantial at best. Meanwhile, Lindsay told RadarOnline, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Now, if this did happen, a psychiatrist would probably have a lot to say about it, considering Lindsay’s own childhood, or lack thereof. But whether true or not, this is not good for poor Lins, who apparently needs to be on the lookout for babies as well as paps (with revenge fantasies?) these days. At least there was no mention of a “fuck U” fingernail. Presuming the baby can read.