The Enquirer‘s current cover story claims that John Travolta has long cheated on wife Kelly Preston by fiddling with men in saunas.
So how does the inspiring couple respond?
By posing for p.r. photos at Universal Orlando Resort’s The Wizarding World of Harry Potter!
I just got a press release saying that “after sipping Butterbeer at the Hog’s Head pub, Travolta and Preston stepped into Ollivanders wand shop — where the wand chooses the wizard.”
I bet the wizard will suddenly be more careful about choosing how he uses his wand.