The nation’s children are weeping! On the deceptively innocent-sounding “Whisper Glen Court” in Orlando, Florida, a stuffed pony of the sort we always wanted for our birthdays and never received was noticed standing suspiciously alone in a park near an elementary school. These days being what they are, the school was put on lockdown, the bomb squad was called in, and the animal was deemed a threat to civilians. And unceremoniously blown to bits, “just to be safe.”
Yep, “it literally just rocked the whole neighborhood.”
If this was your horse friend, please get in touch. We won’t tell. Probably.
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on September 9, 2010