Chris Mohney — the “Vice President of Content” at BlackBook Media [and full disclosure: my former “boss”] has proposed a way to fight Koran-Burning pastors in the press. He writes: “There’s only one way to combat International Burn a Koran Day, and that’s by burning freedom, i.e., International Burn a Copy of Jonathan Franzen’s Freedom Day. I don’t care about the consequences for our troops in Brooklyn.” Oprah will likely be on board. Please click the book cover for the full effect. There’s also the more date-specific version as well.