File this one somewhere under Things You Didn’t Know You Wanted to Know About the 44th President of the United States of America: He may very well have Buns of Steel. Yes, this is regarding the Executive Ass.
The Washington Post nailed down a hard-hitting profile today when they took note of the most senior member on the President’s Council on Fitness, Sports and Nutrition, a woman named Donna Richardson who has a fitness program called “Body Gospel” that brings working out and gospel together. And you thought it couldn’t be done:
Not exactly P90X, or Mousercize, but it appears to get the job done, if that bangin’ body is any indication. Ah, but slightly buried under all this God-business is a very, very vital piece of information:
Richardson, the local homecoming queen who grew up to marry the king of morning radio, Tom Joyner — who got her professional start as one set of cheeks on “Buns of Steel”…
Dare anyone attempt to assault the president from behind in any manner, know this: His ass is not to be fucked with, literally — that thing may very well break a piece of you off. Literally. Not only that, but it may very well be a godly ass, as well:
In Washington recently for the first official meeting of the President’s Council, Richardson, who now lives in Dallas, is asked about this transformation: “I used to have buns of steel,” she says euphorically. “Now I have blessed buns.”
Always good when we can count on a strong executive brand to “turn the other cheek” and still have it be a potentially dangerous motion to evildoers. For when “too much” is “never enough”:
As if you didn’t already know, but yes, The American President (Most Definitely) Is an Ass Man.