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Rahm Emanuel to Leave Motherfu**ing White House at End of G*damn Week

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ABC News’ Jake Tapper is reporting that White House chief of staff Rahm “Special (Linguistic) Olympian” Emanuel is likely to leave his esteemed position as Barack Obama’s chief-of-staff by the end of the week to explore a run as the mayor of Chicago, where his experience as a verbal gymnast makes him uniquely suited for office in that state. [FK]