Are there any big names who’ve never made a huge, public mess of themselves?
Who’ve never been caught doing drugs, engaging in a DUI, philandering on a spouse, pushing a parent down the stairs, cutting a lover in the eyeball, or stealing Sephora products?
The list is so small that it’s way easier to do this post than one about celebs who have fucked up.
Something about celebrity and privilege seems to encourage people to lose their heads, feel they’re above the law, and start acting as if the whole world is their entourage.
So who’s pretty clean, or at least hasn’t been caught being dirty?
That’s it, folks. Help!
This article from the Village Voice Archive was posted on September 29, 2010